Jack Boulton Roe

In 1747, whingey academic Thomas Gray went down in whingey academic history with the publication of his snappily titled poem Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College, the last … Read more

Remember that car-proof human that was designed a little while ago? The one that looked a bit like Jabba the Hutt had been canoodling with the Juggernaut?

Imagine the moment, you’ve just been told you’re expecting twins. You are trying not to think about The Shining.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin, with an intensely detailed size comparison of the known universe, rendered in 3D for ease of comparison.

Chocolate and dogs are probably the two best things in the world, so why is it that they go together like Quentin Tarantino and the paparazzi?

Who are we? Where are we going? Why are we here? Why the hell can you not get through this yawn compilation without immediately doing your best MGM lion impression?

Good news for anyone that shares a workspace with someone that recently bought a Siamese kitten: the Nope Button is a new browser extension that will interrupt unwanted conversations with … Read more

Ever wondered what some of the more pivotal scenes from the Star Wars series would sound like overdubbed by Japanese-English Google Translate audio? Hilarious, that’s what.

You’d be forgiven for struggling to find the link between contemporary technology and the ancient practice of yoga, so let’s talk about Grippz Mats, the world’s first accupressure yoga mat.

Oh, unknowable universe, why you so crazy? Allow Techly to shine a light into the darkness by explaining why some people sneeze when they chew gum.