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Tinder reveals which Sydney suburbs get the most matches

If you struggle finding Tinder dates, you don’t need to worry about going to the gym, eating healthier or working on your one-liners – you need to move house.

Well, according to data released by Tinder, moving to a new suburb will definitely increase your chances of finding the perfect match.

The company behind the popular dating app has crunched the numbers and revealed the areas in Sydney where the most matches are made.

The results aren’t exactly what you might expect. It’s not all inner city hipsters getting together to sip turmeric lattes and share a kale salad. In fact, the places where you’re most likely to find your new bae, or the love of your life, or a particularly awkward one-night stand, are mostly in the suburbs.

Yep, the water park isn’t the only thing getting Wet ‘N’ Wild in Sydney’s West.

A Dutch pensioner wants to legally change his age to improve his Tinder game

Top spot went to Wetherill Park, while Parramatta, Ryde and Burwood also made the list.

Don’t worry, glamorous spots likeĀ Bondi Beach, Manly and Brighton-Le-Sands made the list too. Of course they did – after all, they offer the perfect Tinder trifecta of tourists, beaches and bars.

Top 15 Sydney suburbs for Tinder matches:

  1. Wetherill Park
  2. Bondi Beach
  3. North Sydney
  4. Parramatta
  5. Gymea
  6. Ryde
  7. Kogarah
  8. Sydney CBD
  9. Burwood
  10. Maroubra
  11. Caringbah
  12. Bankstown
  13. Miranda
  14. Brighton-Le-Sands
  15. Manly

But hot locations weren’t all that Tinder revealed this year. In another release, they shared some stats on the male and female names most likely to get you lai- a date. Just a date.

Male names most likely to get swiped right

  • Oli
  • Lachie
  • Hunter
  • Harrison
  • Hugo
  • Campbell
  • Fraser
  • Jonah
  • Antoine
  • Cal

Female names most likely to get swiped right

  • Liv
  • Bronte
  • Paris
  • India
  • Demi
  • Izzy
  • Abbie
  • Britt
  • Gabriella
  • Shenae

Do people really have these names? I can’t believe we live in a world where there are enough people called Shenae, Paris and India to compile a list involving them. And the idea that there are multiple Hugos prowling around Sydney is simultaneously disturbing and hilarious.

So there you have it. Don’t worry about having a good personality, dressing nicely, getting a good job and being respectful.

For immediate Tinder success, I suggest you change your name to Cal and move to Wetherill Park.

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