Kids are well-known for saying stuff that’s either outrageously honest or blatantly cruel.
Their developing minds have no filter, which is what makes them so great.
Now there’s an Instagram account that is collecting all of those shocking but hilarious bits of infantile wisdom.
LittleHoots is a small business trying to create an eponymous app which allows parents to capture videos, images and quotes of their kids all under one hood.
The app will make it easier to organise and share the memories, as well as enabling parents to assemble hassle-free photo books and photocards.
The Instagram account collects some of the funniest and most alarming tidbits of preschool philosophy, submitted by the app’s users. Unsurprisingly, some are so good they’d make Sartre proud.
LittleHoots is a free app with some in-app purchases available. You can buy premium design templates and also order your layouts to be printed in tangible, custom keepsakes like picture albums and pillows.
The initiative is run by founder and CEO Lacey Ellis, along with a small pool of creatives and developers that are funded through Patreon.