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Someone on Craigslist wants a Barnaby Joyce lookalike for their ‘adult movie’

As soon as you the Barnaby Joyce saga has quietened down, it hits another crescendo.

Redditor ‘coldie80’ shared this beauty with the r/Australia subreddit, proving rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it.

We have so many questions. Why would anyone want to make this? What are “the specifics”? What exactly does “semi-experienced” mean?

Porn parodies are nothing new, but we’re not exactly sure if there’s demand for this. The aspiring porn director obviously thinks it’ll sell, given he’s offering up to $12,000 to the stars of the film.

Come to think of it, I do need a little cash.

Naturally, Redditors had some pretty unique thoughts on the matter:

“Chris Lilley gets both roles,” wrote CocaCoal.

“I can’t believe I’m going to buy that,” mused jimbo-slice93.

And finally, a (dis)honourable mention to the absolute creature behind this comment:

“Forget about the AVN Awards, if this semi-experienced pornographer can replicate Barnaby’s hippopotamus like ‘red blood sweat’ oozing from his face as he approaches the money shot, we could be talking Oscar nominations,” offered 2littelducks.

Congratulations 2littleducks, you sick bastard.

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