‘Shazza’ breaks up a koala punch-on and becomes unofficial Queen of Australia

We’ve all heard of boxing kangaroos, but it seems our fluffy-eared friends are just as inclined to speak with their fists.

In a video posted on YouTube by a user named Bolwarracolt, two koalas are going at it hammer and tongs in the middle of the bloody highway.

They’re even doing that freaky shriek *shudders*.

A woman identified only as ‘Sharon’, who we’re just going to call the most true-blue sheila we’ve ever seen, marches right up to the pair and tells them to stop mucking around.

But she didn’t just stop them from tearing each other apart.

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What these koalas didn’t realise is a mighty huge truck flooring it down the highway doesn’t care too much about who wins the wrestle.

Thanks to Sharon, these two lived to fight another day – hopefully in a more appropriate location without risk of being flattened.

Sharon yelling “Ah, you stupid bears!” saw a spike in giggles from our office.

But her garbling “Choof-choof-choof-choof! Tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh! Arh-arh-rah-rhu-rhu-gruh-grhp-grph!” was about the point at which we lost it.

That’s obviously Australian for ‘please vacate the road, kind sirs’.

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Andrew is Techly’s Editor. Loves: weird gadgets and the Collingwood Football Club. Hates: olives and cardboard boxes.

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