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Your new favourite meme is this girl in a porno who just wants to eat her salad in peace

It’s been a while since the Internet Gods have shined down upon us and bequeathed to us a fre$h new meme.

But it was absolutely worth the wait.

This, as is the case with many good things, came from a porno.

Specifically, a porno where two dudes bang in a kitchen in front of a woman eating her salad on the kitchen counter.

(If you really want the vision, you can sniff around Twitter and you’ll find the NSFW version – but we’re going to keep it classy here for now.)

Let’s pause here for a second to answer your questions:

No I don’t know what they were cooking.

No I’m not sure why they didn’t just do it in the bedroom.

And no I don’t know why the woman wasn’t like “well clearly they’re about to have sex in the kitchen for some bizarre reason, I’m going to go elsewhere.”

Instead, she delivered this line which now lives in Internet infamy:

“Really, right in front of my salad?!”

Look guys, it’s one thing to pound each other in the kitchen while I sit here nonchalantly eating a meal.

But it’s a whole other thing to do it IN FRONT OF MY SALAD.

And so, just like that – a meme was born.

Feel free to now start incorporating “RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!” into your everyday conversations.

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Riordan is Techly’s News and Social Editor. He promises to tweet more at @riordanl

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