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Twitter was a thirsty red-hot mess after last night’s GoT sex scene

“I’m watching Game of Thrones for the compelling narrative”.

Yeah sure you are, you filthy horn-dogs.

It only took two episodes for GoT to drop its first full-blown sex scene of the season, which to be honest is fairly restrained by the show’s standards.

Missandei and Grey Worm’s ‘will they, won’t they, even if they wanted to, how would he…’ storyline was finally resolved scene halfway through the ep.

Many people were wondering how the whole sex thing would work given that Grey Worm is a eunuch – and the answer to that was basically: mouth stuff, they did mouth stuff.

Given the show’s history of gratuitous (almost exclusively female) nudity, the scene was actually surprisingly tender and tastefully done – effectively turning Twitter into a blubbering, horny mess.

Behold, the thirst:

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