“I’m watching Game of Thrones for the compelling narrative”.
Yeah sure you are, you filthy horn-dogs.
It only took two episodes for GoT to drop its first full-blown sex scene of the season, which to be honest is fairly restrained by the show’s standards.
Missandei and Grey Worm’s ‘will they, won’t they, even if they wanted to, how would he…’ storyline was finally resolved scene halfway through the ep.
Many people were wondering how the whole sex thing would work given that Grey Worm is a eunuch – and the answer to that was basically: mouth stuff, they did mouth stuff.
Given the show’s history of gratuitous (almost exclusively female) nudity, the scene was actually surprisingly tender and tastefully done – effectively turning Twitter into a blubbering, horny mess.
Behold, the thirst:
— Shannon de Cógáin (@shanruss07) July 24, 2017
— Petrill Parker (@BigJuiceMane) July 24, 2017
grey worm: you are my weakness…
— ✨SpyderMunkaiʕ•̬͡•ʔ (@SpyderMunkai) July 24, 2017
Missandei knows 19 tongues; Grey Worm only has to use one. #GoTS7
— Septa Nastane (@alysonmiers) July 24, 2017
Good morning, everyone.
Grey Worm gave Missandei the finest boneless sex he had to offer last night.
Have a great day.
— Zero Bae Danae (@DanaeLovesYou) July 24, 2017
— 🗣Petty Pendergrass (@BrittyKitty326) July 24, 2017
Jorah really got friend zoned for 6 years while women are giving dickless Grey Worm pussy. The world is cruel sometimes
— Henry Lannister (@DeionGottaSTFU) July 24, 2017
— Dante (@DanteGamarra) July 24, 2017
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 24, 2017