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Guy finds his girlfriend sleeping with another man, takes a selfie for the ages

When life you gives you lemons, take a selfie of those lemons.

I’m fairly sure that’s how the saying goes.

Duston Holloway is a 23-year-old from Emory, Texas who has heroic levels of self-restraint and an incredible sense of humour.

Duston came home one night to find his girlfriend sleeping in bed with some random guy.

He said he “initially wanted to kick the guy’s arse”, as most people would want to do, but he did something far more brilliant instead.

Sidling up next to the pair, quiet as a mouse, Duston snapped a series of photos that will go down in the history books as some of the most legendary selfies to ever be taken.

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Luckily, he put them on Facebook, and now they’re there for the whole world to enjoy:

The cheating couple in bed

GOT ‘EM. (Facebook/Duston Holloway)

The selfie with the sleeping cheaters.

Nailed it. (Facebook/Duston Holloway)


Hero.

The caption read,

“When you come home to another man in your bed with the one you loved! Good men deserve good women.”

When a journo asked if he woke them up he said “I didn’t, but I calmly just took selfies and walked like a boss lol.”

He said he’s been inundated with messages of support from around the world, so we think he’s gonna be alright:

Revenge, a dish best served with ice cold selfies.

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Technically, Riordan writes culture, politics and sport, but 80% of his words are direct quotes stolen from The Simpsons. He promises to tweet more at @riordanl and speaks words for The Zero Thumbs Down Podcast.

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